As you know, I am constantly amused at the lengths some celebrities will go to fake a romance. Here is a new one for you. Ashley Greene is an actress known for a bit part in the Twilight series. She knows her vampire role can only take her so far. She needs to be in the tabloids. The more she is seen, the more people will talk about her, which may lead to new parts. Joe Jonas is one-third of a cheesy boy band with fans that are becoming far more interested in Justin Bieber. He also has a big secret and the reason he hides behind a purity ring. So they have joined forces in an effort to try to convince the general public they are a couple.
BLIND GOSSIP - September 15, 2010
http://blindgossip.com/?p=21858
If you’re thinking that this romance between the singer and the franchise actress is fake, well, you’re right. These two have absolutely no interest in each other other than the increased paparazzi attention celebrity coupledom brings. In reality, she prefers more mature men. Actually, so does he.
The following was posted on People.com this weekend: "Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas have been keeping their romance on the down-low for the last couple of months. But the duo, who were recently spotted on a Disneyland date and holding hands at a Walgreens, aren't hiding their relationship any longer. "[Joe] is head over heels for [Ashley]," a source tells PEOPLE. "He thinks she is down-to-earth and absolutely beautiful. He hasn't been this into a girl in a long time." The two haven't been dating long, but they're getting more serious: A source says Greene, 23, recently took Jonas home with her to meet the parents in Florida. While Jonas, 21, and his Twilight star sweetheart lead busy lives, a source says that while the couple has a momentary break from work, "They want to spend as much time together as possible."
He probably has not been that into a girl in a long time for a reason. I love the part about how they were spotted on a Disneyland date (an homage to his boss) and holding hands at Walgreens (will she be appearing in their ads?). Joe thinks she is down-to-earth and they are getting serious. Obviously her publicist wrote this statement. Don't you just love the way they always quote an unknown source? Can you imagine if this happened in your life? Imagine if I submitted a quote about my marriage to a magazine... I could write whatever I wanted?
My version: "Kate and Dan were recently spotted at a Groundlings improv show in Los Angeles and holding hands while waiting to see a movie at the Regal theaters in Newport Beach. He let her choose the movie, because he thinks she has really great taste. You should have seen the way he looked at her. He knows he hit the jackpot for a wife. He knows if he had ended up with that atrocious German girl he would have been miserable. If it were not for Kate he would never laugh. His life would be a bottomless whole of misery. She really is the reason he wakes up everyday. Did I mention she is an awesome mom too? Man, he is lucky."
Dan's version: "Dan and Kate were recently spotted having drinks on the patio at Gulfstream and holding hands while waiting to see a movie at the Regal theaters in Newport Beach. She lets him choose the movie, because she thinks he has really great taste. It is obvious she thinks he is a perfect man. One could only wonder what mistakes she would continue to make in her life if he had not decided to marry her."
این بلاگ خارجی نظریه خیلی بانمک و جالبی در مورد روزنامه پیپل که خبر احتمال ازدواج جو و اشلی چاپ کرده بود نوشته... حیفم اومد شما نخونید ... اگه دوست دارید بگید یکشنبه همه رو ترجمه کنم ولی اگه میتونید همین طوری بخونید ... کلا حرفش اینه که این رومنس یه رومنس جعلیه که دو تا دوست با هم توافق کردن در حالی که رسانه ها اصرار دارن اونا رو کاپل اعلام کنند و میگه عاشق منابع بی اسم پیپله و دوتا جعل دیگه خودش با اسم کیت و دن نوشته که خیلی خنده داره و میخواسته نشون بده که نوشتن یه مطلب بدون ذکر منبع خیلی ساده است . راستم میگه . منم الان میتونم یکیشو بنویسم که خیلی هم واقعی به نظر بیاد . برای همینه که تا از خود بازیگر ها نشنوم باور نمیکنم . (اگه کسی قصد ازدواج داشته باشه فکر نمیکنید حداقل تا این حد دیگه میگه که ما کاپلیم؟!!! چطوری یه روزنامه میتونه اینو بگه ؟ )
پ.ن:یه خبر جدید از جو تو دیزنی دریمینگ اومده ولی میذارمش واسه نویسنده های دیگه ...فعلا بچه ها خیلی خیلی خیلی خسته ام .
گفته ما باید گردن کشی و گردن کلفتی رو توی زندگی هامون کنار بذاریم...(ای فداش
دست کمک به کسانی که کمکه ما رو میخواهند دراز کنیم چون همه مثله همیم
این داستان لحظه به لحظه جالب تر میشه ... اشلی حتی اجرای زنده ی لس میزربل هم رفته دیده ... حتی اگه این داستان به هیچ جا نکشه کلی خاطره خوب واسش میمونه (به نظرم به تموم فحش ها و نفرین هایی که بهش میدن می ارزه یعنی یک یک مساوی )
باورتون می شه توی لس میزربل نیک باز ی ایرانی بازی می کنه که هر دوتاشونم نقش های اصلی رو بازی می کردن رامین کریملو یه نقش خیلی احساسی وپر رنگ توی این فیلم بازی کرده ولی من نمی دونم چرا از این رامین کریم لو زیاد حرفی زده نشده ولی احتمالا از بعد از اکران فیلم لس میزربل حسابی پر طرفدار شه اون توی ایران به دنیا اومده دیشب هم توی کنسرت و سالگرد لس میزربل با نیک اهنگ خونده و بعدشم درباره ی فیلم صحبت کرده. خب پس نیک واقعا باید ایران بشناسه...........
دیشب کنسرت فیلم لس میرزبل در لندن شروع شد نیک هم به روی استیج رفت در باره ی این فیلم حرف زد کوین و دنیلا هم به خاطر کنسرت و دیدن فیلم دیشب وارد لندن شدن من نتونستم عکساشو بذارم هرکی تونست بذاره چون عکسای خیلی قشنگی هستن هم برای کوین و دنیلا هم برای عوامل فیلم لس میرزبل.
